";
$quotes[] = "The definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.";
$quotes[] = "Access denied -- nah nah nah nah nah!";
$quotes[] = "As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.";
$quotes[] = "Error: Keyboard not attached - Press F1 to continue.";
$quotes[] = "'640K ought to be enough for anybody.' - Bill Gates, 1981.";
$quotes[] = "On the other hand, you have different fingers.";
$quotes[] = "Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.";
$quotes[] = "Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. ";
srand ((double) microtime() * 1000000);
$random_number = rand(0,count($quotes)-1);
return $quotes[$random_number];
}
echo $quote;?>
News Archive
News - Web Update April 25, 2005
New page added.
Picture of the Week. You can now view and submit funny pictures to be shown and the best picture will be selected as Picture of the Week and published on the POTW page.
An archive of old submissions will be made and picture of the month will be selected and the winning submission will be shown on the Picture of the Month page
News - Web Update April 15, 2005
Every page is now functioning and i am working on adding some more downloads.
Dont forget to request on our forum what you would like to see on here, after all, it is "The Peoples Website".
News - Forum Update April 10, 2005
Forum now working properly but theme needs to be chosen.. Please sign up and request what you want ot see on the site.
Added a link to us page, a few downloads and some links to other sites.
Stay tuned for more content.
News - Web Update April 9, 2005
New Site Now Up!
Visit the forums and comment on what you would like to see. Anything upon request will be put up here within reason.
